Pros of Breaking Up With Long-Term Boyfriend:
- Whole closet to myself!
- Whole bed to myself (usually)!
- No one will judge me if I eat ramen and watch crime dramas everyday, because no one will know.
- There are a lot of good-lookin' fellas in New York, and I'm allowed to make out with them. All of them.
- "The hardest part of breakin' up, is getting back your stuff." -2Get+Her
- I can't listen to about half of my iTunes library for dumb nostalgic reasons.
- Shame is no longer what keeps me from eating ramen and watching crime dramas everyday, I now have to utilize something known as "will power".
- I might die alone (this is probably not worth worrying about yet, but just try and stop me....)
Pros of Moving to New York:
- All of my friends are here.
- My friends who aren't here visit here, because all of our other friends live here.
- I'm never the one wearing the most black eye-liner.
- There is awesome stuff to do all of the times.
- Happy hour, snitches!
- In New York, every other girl you see is the most beautiful girl you've ever seen in your life.
- I no longer live a ten minute bike ride from the place where I do all of the things.
- I haven't seen the inside of a Trader Joe's for months.
- Some of my friends are fools and live way uptown, so even though all my friends are here, I probably won't actually see some of them that often.
- Loud loud loud. Everything is loud. And wakes me up. Way too early.
- Money blah blah money blah
- In New York, every other girl you see is the most beautiful girl you've ever seen in your life.
I took this on the street near our new apartment. It pretty much sums up how I feel about my supremely Quarter Life Crisis-y revisions.
